Hope says...

To Grandma Spears, "Do you like to drive cars? No, Grandpa likes to drive cars, but you don't. (long pause) Grandma, do you have kids?

Grandma answers, "Yes, I have two kids."

Hope, "NO, you don't have kids!"

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Earlier in the day, "Grandma, can you brush my teeth? They have snarles."